This is not original, it was on a newsletter but I didn’t know who the author was. But…I like it! (Perhaps DJ Harley)
Many will be shocked to find,
When the day of judgement nears,
That there’s a special place in heaven
Set aside for volunteers.
Furnished with big recliners,
Satin couches and foot stools;
Where there’s no committee chairmen,
No group leaders or car pools,
No eager team that needs a coach,
No bazaar and no bake sale.
There will be nothing to staple,
Not one thing to fold or mail.
Telephone lists will be outlawed,
But a finger snap will bring
Cool drinks and gourmet dinners
And treats fit for a king.
You ask, “Who’ll serve these privileged few
And work for all they’re worth?”
“Why, all those who reap the benefits
And not once volunteer on earth!”